Squirrel
Squirrels love nuts but even more than that they love to feed off the scraps of seeds left over from sloppy birds. Birds are merely observation drones, so their codependency seems to imply that the squirrels are also government controlled observation drones. Selling tshirts with government controlled observation drone squirrels armed with Samurai swords is top flight and I applaud your efforts to continue to expose this conspiracy with subterfuge and stealth.